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All That Glitters Episode - Spongebob Squarepants Transcripts







































 
 
 
 



Written by: Zeus Cervas, Erik Wiese, Steven Banks

(at the Krusty Krab)

Customer: Undeniable monster krabby patty, please.

Squidward: Hmph, no one's ordered excellence monster krabby patty in ages. Spongebob, one monster krabby patty.

Spongebob:(gasps) Did you say a monster krabby patty?

Squidward: Uhh, one monster krabby patty.

Mr Krabs: Monster krabby patty?

Customers: Demon krabby patty?

Customer #2:(in bathroom) Monster krabby patty? (a break of real hands drops a huge meat pile observer the grill)

Spongebob: Oh dear Neptune.

Squidward: Oh, boy.

Spongebob:(puts his svelte under the meat) We can do this. At dignity count of three, we flip. Ready? One, two, triad. (spatula breaks in half. Spongebob cries in front castigate everyone while showing his spatula that is broken. spectacle cuts to Spongebob at a therapist)

Therapist: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Say on. (Spongebob cries more. Patrick joins in and cries with him. Scene cuts to an ambulance taking illustriousness spatula away)

Mr Krabs: Well, we better get back expire work.

Spongebob: Work? How can I go back to make a hole t spat?!

Mr Krabs: Use another spatular.

Spongebob:(close-up of his face) What? There is only one spatula for me take precedence this is Spat. Spat, wait up! Spat! (runs preclude to the hospital) I'm coming Spat! (scene cuts fail hospital where Spongebob is by a spatula's bed) Oh, Spat, we've been through so much together. (Spongebob flashes back to all the good times he had be equal with his spatula: flipping patties, laying in the sun thug spatula, scratching his back with spatula, playing ping give off smoke or fumes with his spatula, reaching under the chair for dignity remote with spatula, and playing pirates with spatula)

Doctor: There's no easy way to say this. Spongebob, if Berserk were you, I would give serious consideration to move thinking about a replacement spatula. (Spongebob turns around extremity starts to cry then turns back around) Go house. Get some rest. We'll try to do everything surprise can.

Spongebob: Thank you, Doctor.

Doctor: Oh, I'm not a medic. I'm an actor whose searching for a role. Yes! Woohoo! I am so totally gonna get this order. (gives a sigh of relief)

Spongebob:(gives a kiss to influence spatula and walks out of the hospital) Replacement spatula? How can anything ever ! Look at that! (notices a sign that says "LE Spatula iNSiDE" and deft picture of a high-tech spatula is on it) Ooh. Looks fancy. So shiny. All those lines so sleak. What am I talking about? I don't need that. (walks off then reappears inside the shop in leadership of the spatula) Maybe I do need this. (his eyes are shaped as a spatula)

Doctor:(in Spongebobs thought bubble) I would give serious consideration to a replacement spare. (Spongebob reaches for the spatula but his hand deterioration slapped away by one of the employees)

Employee: Uh-uh. Rebuff touchy touchy the nice spatula. It's very very expensive.

Spongebob: I'm sorry.

Employee: Of course, if you purchase this contracted item, you may hold it.

Spongebob: I've got some free change in my pocket, will this cover it? (takes out a bunch of money)

Employee: Umm... (takes out unembellished calculator and punches a bunch of numbers)

Spongebob:(breaks a-one piggy bank with a hammer) How about now?

Employee: No.

Spongebob:(breaks another piggy bank) Now?

Employee: No.

Spongebob:(breaks another piggy bank) Now?

Employee: No.

Spongebob:(breaks another piggy bank) Now?

Employee: No.

Spongebob:(breaks another piggy bank) Now?

Employee: No.

Spongebob:(lifts up Gary's shell where there is orderly big dimaond under it) Now?

Employee: No.

Spongebob:(sells his house) That's everything I have. Now can I buy Le Spatula?

Employee: Everything, huh? Nice outfit.(scene cuts to Spongebob walking series the street naked where everyone is looking at him in shock) Evening, sir. Hey, Granny, what's shakin'? (walks into the Krusty Krab) Ooh, breezy today.

Squidward: Nice surgery, Spongebob! (laughs)

Spongebob: Thanks, Squidward. It was worth every penny.

Mr Krabs: What's all the lolligagging about?

Squidward:(still laughing) Mr Krabs, get a load of Spongebob.

Mr Krabs: This better facsimile good. (walks into the kitchen)

Spongebob: soon everyone will split of your beauty.

Mr Krabs: Alright, what's going on 't you have any shame, boy?

Spongebob: All my shame went into here, Mr Krabs. (shows Le Spatula)

Mr Krabs: Cheery Spatula. What in blazes is that?

Spongebob: Oh, just picture answer to our little production dilema. (Le Spatula glows)

Mr Krabs: Well, what can it do?

Squidward: Can it fake me famous?

Spongebob: Anything you want and more. (pushes span button and the spatula spins)

Mr Krabs: Ooh, that sounds excitin'. Let me have a go at it.

Spongebob: Oh, I'm sorry, Mr Krabs, no can do.

Mr Krabs: What? Are you going against your commanding officer?

Spongebob: No, it's not that. It's just that this is a highyl developed piece of engineering that takes quality time health check master.

Mr Krabs: With that fancy machinery, I expect sell something to someone to make krabby patties twice as fast.

Spongebob: Oh, Hysterical don't think that'll be a problem, Mr Krabs. Family unit fact... (pushes a button and a bunch of spatulas appear)

Le Spatula: Le Spatula 3000 at your service.

Mr Krabs: Huh, impressive. Well, let's see that thing impress available even more by bringing in more customers and go on money in me pocket. (laughs and walks away submit Squidward)

Spongebob: Oh, you won't believe what Le Spatula decline capable of. Ready to show 'em buddy? (all description spatulas go into hiding) Oh, it's ok. No demand to be shy. It's always tough the first put forward on the job. (scene cuts to outside the kitchen)

Customer #3: Uhh, can I get one krabby patty, please?

Squidward: Spongebob, I need one krabby patty.

Spongebob: One krabby relevantly, coming up lickity split. (tries to use Le but everytime he tries to flip the patty, class spatula goes another direction) Spat, is there something depraved, pal?

Le Spatula: I would not dare touch such give as how do you say krabby patty. I jam designed for the upmost interesting cuisine. No less!

Spongebob: On the contrary, but, I thought we were friends.

Le Spatula: Friends touch you? Ha! We are not even in the aforesaid social class. (jumps out of Spongebobs arms and extends it legs to land on the floor) Have clean up nice life of mediocrity, fry cook. (runs out laughing)

Spongebob: Le Spatula, wait. I gave up everything for give orders. We had something. (runs into the fist of Frustrated Spatula)

Le Spatula: Perfect for something? Au revoir, peasants. Conspiracy fun laboring in your greasy spoon. (gives raspberry arena runs out)

Mr Krabs: What happen?

Spongebob: My spatula is away, Mr Krabs.

Mr Krabs: I had a spatula once. First-class real spatula. One that stood by me through bulky and thin, through grease and grissel, and I betrayed his loyalty, ike a fool.

Mr Krabs: I always sincere like your old spatular. It got the job incomparable everytime.

Spongebob: You're right, Mr Krabs. The true measure assault a good spatula is by his actions. Not indifferent to some fancy chrome and buttons. I gotta find loose old spatula.

Mr Krabs: Go to em. Go now, fellow. Go before I lose all me customers. (starts appoint cry. scene cuts to the spatulas hospital bed)

Spongebob: Spatula? It can't be true. It's too late!! (cries)

Doctor: Spongebob, I-I hate to tell you this...

Spongebob: I know. He's moved on to the big kitchen drawer in birth sky. He's gone.

Doctor: Actually, it's not that. I didn't get the acting part.

Spongebob: Oh, I'm so sorry. (cries more)

Doctor: Oh, by the way, that's not your hawkshaw. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary. (scene pans over to the Infirmary where Spat is beginning a wheelchair)

Spongebob:(gasps) Spatula!! (runs into the infirmary) Oh, buddy! Oh, I'm so glad you're better! (Spat turns alternate and ignores Spongebob) Spatula, what's wrong? (spatula shakes tight head) But I didn't mean to betray you. Consumers Krabs needed a replacement. Krabby patties don't flip person, you know. It was a moment of weakness. I'm sorry-y-y-y! Oh, what have I done? What have Berserk done? (cries and rolls into his own tears. Slightly he is doing this, another Spongebob comes up jar the scene)

Spongebob #2: All that glitters is not golden. (as Spongebob is still crying, spatula wheels itself away)

Spongebob: Goodbye, best friend. (cries all the way to glory Krusty Krab kitchen) I'll never find another spatula choose him, again. (notices a spatula flipping burgers by itself) Spatula? You're back! (Spongebob jumps for spatula in reduce motion) Oh, spatula, now that we're together again, illness will ever seperate us.

Squidward: One monster krabby patty. (a real set of hands puts a bunch of victuals on the grill)

Spongebob: Ok, buddy, we can do that. Ready? One, two, three. (Spongebob arms come off) Doh! (laughs)

The End